A Mexican. But not a regular Mexican. a Blacxican that can say the N word and throw up gang signs. He'll clain he has black friends but really they're just with him cause his mom be giving that river up easily. His real friends are his family, and he also has a country friend that looks like a fuckin walking skeleton with diabetes. He likes what ever makes him popular, in the real world... We know... thats not important, his moms legs are.
by 6IX9INE+DRAKE'S=SON December 4, 2017
Get the ivan montalvomug. by Ibrand January 30, 2025
Get the Ivan’s razormug. ivan is a slut
by urmom1234456 December 20, 2021
Get the ivanmug. When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
Get the Crazy Ivanmug. bald.
by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022
Get the ivanmug. by sam silva May 3, 2023
Get the ivan silvamug.