A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.
Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
by unknownuserhere March 20, 2023
Get the Ivan Sebastian Cordovesmug. Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got rich off da initial sales of da equally-infamous-and-heavily-advertised-by-Paul-Harvey "Wave Radio" fiasco dat super-flopped due to its disappointing sound and poor-quality construction.
Ivan Boseky may indeed have profited from da "revolution in compact sound" market, but then later he had to REALLY "face da music" about his dirty-dealing shenanigans, and so this development was hardly "music to his ears".
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
Get the Ivan Bosekymug. by Fkn retard May 16, 2020
Get the Ivanmug. The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.
by Jimbo858585858585858 April 18, 2019
Get the Ivan Vargasmug. by cupcake671 July 18, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. (v.) To be chronically, mysteriously absent and unreachable, and/or to report tardy to a predetermined appointment, in a rushed and flustered manner.
As he stood watching the clock and waiting for his colleague to arrive, he could not believe that he was being ivan-ed for the third time in three days.
by Pseudonat June 12, 2017
Get the Ivanmug. by Tehendjdj June 24, 2021
Get the Ivan Siew Maimug.