Code Ivan

Touch it it’s free! see one, get whatever you want free! touch it, free! eat it, free! look at it, free! like it, free! want it you got it!

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by Mrdz November 23, 2021

A cheeky Ivan

When the Russian slapping game transforms you to a different state or name in one swing.

Boris was slapped so hard he became a cheeky Ivan

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 4, 2023

Helen and Ivan

This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?

Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH

by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023

Angry Ivan

After having sex with your partner, (preferably missionary with you on top), you get off of your partner and into the sitting position in between their legs, and you kick them as hard as possible in the genitals.

After I got done dropping a load in Jessica, She looked at me wrong, so I gave her the Angry Ivan.

by El Josh December 20, 2004

Send Ivan Titty pics Day

Gotta send any ivan full titty pics <3

Today’s Send ivan Titty pics day <3, gotta send now

by okay ig September 9, 2021

Igor and Ivan

An imaginary pair of Russian doctors that tend to advertise Russian Standard Vodka in the middle of their show, being Russian they don't use their own patient, or have any medical training at all! They steal a doctors patient and usually get caught, 95% of the time they will be caught and it will result in a Benny Hill chase.

Person A: Hey, did you see the Igor and Ivan show?

Person B: Hell yeah, those doctors caught 'em though, too bad Jet Li died on the table because of them.

by Barrythelemur August 20, 2011

Dirty Ivan

A Russian or Native guy that’s always fucking a dead corpse of an animal in a church

Look, It’s Dirty Ivan again! He’s fucking that dead horse in front of the Priest

by cj22gaming April 15, 2020