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Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.
Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach
by teenag-er December 31, 2012
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Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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whatev

a short version of the word 'whatever'
"what do you want to eat? popcorn or cotton candy"?
"whatev, doesn't matter"
by lyzzieloo January 12, 2008
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Whatever shakes your coco

This is a phrase that often means whatever "feels right" or whatever "makes you feel good". -Aka "you do you".
"I am so into 'Vegetarian Progressive Grindcore'!"
"Whatever shakes your coco, bruh..."
by Hugovoos November 1, 2022
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Whatever

Godsmacks second most angry song besides crying like a b*tch and I f**king hate you
(Whatever) Better f***king go away
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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Whatever slut

A male or female that sleeps around, but has a steady career or bright future.
Oh the dentist Becky? She's a whatever slut!
by Textbook posse August 27, 2017
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Also, if they have kids wrongdoing is less bad. They can always just do what Kristi Noem did after murdering a puppy "I have kids! But I have kids though so you can't destroy my life without destroying their's top right?"
Hym "Well I told you it wouldn't only be the criminals didn't I? So I guess someone else's daughter has to die because it's not super important the schizophrenia isn't real and it's just a thing Sam Sedar and, more broadly, YouTube is doing to people. And yes I put a buffer between me and the rest of you because you are stupid and crazy and think they your kids = you doing whatever the fuck you want, upto on including abandoning reason and manufacturing a mental illness and it LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE LIAM PAYNE JUMP OFF A BUILDING TRYING TO KILL ME. I forgot that parents get to do whatever they want. I do not need to sacrifice myself for your kids. You've quoted everything I've written back to me a dozen times already except you keep omitting the part where I said that you can contact me by way of making a video illiciting me to come forward by name. Now, Sam Sedar apparently has a direct feed and can repeat the things I say aloud in my studio apartment live on his show. You need to get the show on the road here. Why they fuck are you trying to drag this out if not explicitly to torture me? 'But MY KIDS!! MY KIIIDS!!!' They wail. But I'm not just going to leave and ignore the fact I'm stalked, harassed, and harvested for labour. I'm not being a slave to your kids you freak. I'm letting you do what you're doing here. Stop trying to take my freedom away or I will take one of your kids away."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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