Grease Injection

(Noun) The act of inserting the movie "Grease" into your own, or your partner's anus; normally done out of the need for spontaneous sexual adventure or sheer hate for the film. Often confused with, the more common, "The Sound of Music Injection".

Last night, I performed a Grease Injection on myself while baby-sitting my neighbor's 3-year old.

"Did you inject her with 'Grease' last night?"

by Dr. Dumperdoodle May 7, 2010

Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status

cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

facebook Dirty Sanchez

by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011

incestion

When doing 69 with an exact replica of oneself, the person is giving pleasure to themself while reciving pleasure from themself, thus creating a split in the universe

-I saw a guy 69ing with his clone

-Are you crazy? I heard incestion was impossible!

by orangekiwicoconut September 28, 2011

stone insertion

These are stones that are inserted into vaginas after having sex in the woods.

A boulder is not a good stone insertion, neither is a pebble.

Susan: Be easy with this stone insertion, the last one carved me up pretty good.

by Ted Palansky April 18, 2005

Yeast Infection

1. Someone who bitches out about something.
2. Someone who does something stupid
3. A friendly greeting.

Yeast Infection, Yeasty, Yeasted out

Mike is such a "yeast infection" today.
Mike you are SUCH a "YEAST INFECTION"!
Whats up yeasty.

by Karko December 13, 2003

inception blunt

A blunt within a blunt.

Dude that's the fattest joint I've ever seen.
You mean 'Joints'. It's an inception blunt.

by signal_runner July 16, 2011

irection

To agree

Another way of saying "i recon"

Person1: Wow that bitch is fat!

Person2: Irection!

by Evil M0nkey2 April 22, 2007