Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

Hate Your Face Wave

It is a high speed wave that is used by people who want to flip you off but think it is too vulgar to use the middle finger. The faster the wave the more hate is fueling it. Just because you don't curse doesn't mean that you can't use hand gestures to express your anger.

Kathy was so angry at the drive that cut her off that she gave them the hate your face wave.

by Oi has a monster May 7, 2018

Your face

A super duper rude insult (not really) that little kids say to try and roast you (it never works)

Person: hey whats up?
Little kid: your face OOOOOOHHH ROASTED

by RustEater38389 December 10, 2022

jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.

Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."

by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017

Blocked to your face

Means to punch someone in the face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!

by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

Wouldn't say it to your face

I've been saying it to Sam Sedar's face for months now.

Hym "I don't know why you think I wouldn't say it to your face but I know what YOU... WON'T SAY, EVEN IN TEXT. You won't even say it in one of your little group chats. Or even on your faggy little YouTube channel. You will not say that Hym Iam (or even my real name) is not going to get paid and credit for creating AI because YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO WALK OUT OF MY DOOR... IIIIIIMMEDIATELY! AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING KID TO STAB AND I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT! You won't even THINK it. You won't DREAM of it. Because if I even though you did for even a second, you wouldn't be reading this."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025