dutch ass

Refering to the ass of Dutch, the famous treasure hunter. It means to be lucky.

"You got a fucking Dutch ass !!" (funny games)

by KitchenBryan May 11, 2016

dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face

This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner

by Smelly tuna January 22, 2016

Dutch mint

Upon reselling an item the condition is greatly exaggerated toward near perfect condition

Phill had told me the item was mint, it was actually totally busted up and looked like it had barely survived a nuclear holocaust. this item was definitely Dutch mint condition

by Totalpackage181 December 20, 2014

Dutch Corner

The remaining butthole free space while fisting someone in the ass.

Aaron tried to shove his dick in the dutch corner while Kendall was fisting her in the butthole.

by MinakiRogue November 01, 2013

Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.

Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

by fijiwaterdrip April 01, 2023

dutch guillotine

Head-locking someone between your knees (slightly bent) and farting

Holy shit, he just dutch guillotined his girlfriend! TKO

by TurdFerguson01 November 23, 2015

dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 14, 2014