hydar

This person is attention seeking and will almost always find a way into a conversation. He is really good at magic, as proven by his ability to appear at the worst of times.

Holy crap, where did you come from? That was a good hydar dude.

by PotatoesPotatoes May 19, 2016

Hyde Park

Section of Austin, close to the university, that is full of shabby-chic, happily dilapidated little old homes that are owned by savvy UT faculty members and Austin business leaders, and then rented to college students who either get two roommates per room to make the rent, or whose parents have a spare 2-3K a month so that Schulyer/Dylan/Kaitlin/Caleb/insert trendy-late-eighties-early-nineties kid name here can pretend they didn't grow up in Highland Park in Dallas or hope that nobody finds out they went to Westlake High School in Austin. Hyde Park is perfect for upper middle class kids who want to pretend they're slumming it - but with STYLE! See, because living in a four-room house with a sagging roof seems much cooler if you remember that maybe Elisabet Ney once ate soup under said saggy leaking roof.

It's really a sweet neighborhood, but none of the houses are very big, none of them are really kept up very well, and you really have to find creaky floors with missing planks, windows that don't open, chipped lead paint, ancient plumbing, and having one teeny-tiny bathroom in a house with two or three bedrooms "charming". Many do, especially when they first live in Austin. After graduating and getting a job that pays actual money, nobody still lives there. Hyde Park is like Neverland, ha ha. It's a really young neighborhood full of young college kids from all socio-economic backgrounds - the poorer ones have roommates and the wealthier ones have their own place.

Hey, I just graduated and got a job with Dell. So sue me! I know I had planned to be a novelist and a rap star and a fashion model, but it turns out that I'm not that talented or good looking, so I got a job. So sad - but I have money now! I'd better get to Round Rock or Bee Cave before anyone finds out that I've sold my soul to yuppies. Oh well! For funsies, I'll have brunch or linner at Hyde Park cafe now and again to remind myself of the good old days when I lived in this neighborhood, drove by here, and thought about eating here but all I could afford was a big plate of fries shared with 18 of my Hyde Park neighbors at the first of the semesters when our student loan checks came in and we all splurged. Those were the days! Now to cruise sixth street and curse and mock all the frat boys, even though I used to be one.

by chicorico89 June 13, 2010

HyDa

HyDa Hump Your Dead Ass. A noob team of Ghost Recon players that can become unstoppable with the combination of glass bushes and blimp jeet.

Fucking HyDa noobs.
Hey look its the HyDa blimp.

by HyDa_CaBLeGuN February 29, 2004

fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

fire hydrant

Getting blood over your dick after rooting someone up the ass.

I was rooting that girl and got a fire hydrant last night.

by OldManSack March 22, 2012

Hydration Privilege

When getting that "thirst" quenched on the regular

"You can't talk about the struggle, you have hydration privilege"

by The thirstiest of Niggas December 6, 2013