speed hump

A diamond shaped street sign indicating bumps in the road ahead in an attempt to slow drivers. Also, the act of having sex in a very fast paced jack rabbit like motion.

Slow down! The speed humps ahead will mess up your car yo.

We were running super late to the fiesta so Keisha and I had to speed hump in the shower yo.

Cory is such a speed humper.... we were done in like eight seconds!

by Bear Number 1 July 22, 2007

Humper

Nickname for a woman who is sexually active to the extreme; who possesses an agressive sexual history and is actively seeking multiple partners at any given moment (a horny humper).

Yumi's friends simply referred to her as "humper" whenever her name came up in a conversation.

by Kumachan August 10, 2004

hump-catting

A side effect of Powerthirst.

Dude, I just chugged a powerthirst, and now I can't stop HUMP-CATTING!

by Tommy Thompson October 31, 2007

J Humped

A state of extreme inebriation. The act of getting white girl wasted and losing all grasp of reality. One who exhibits loss of inhibitions and sometimes displays violent tendencies along with altered speech and mumbling rants.

Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted

I went to the bar last night and came home with no clothes, I was totally J Humped.

Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!

Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.

by Mr. Steak&Cheese August 5, 2011

humpa

A person who runs around humping eveyone

That nigga is such a humpa , he all up in my grill trying to fuck me man

by Evan August 18, 2004

hump custard

noun: viscous substance that expels from the male after excessive humping

My hump custard went all over her tits.

by mimi m mimi June 1, 2006

camel hump

when the balls protrude and are visible through tight pants

Those pants were tight like no other; they gave him a camel hump.

by kevin November 25, 2003