goat hooving

When one bends his legs in the shape of a goat hoof in order to teabag someone, or put his nuts on their chin.

Person 1: I goat hooved yo mama last night laymao
Person 2: What does goat hooving do? *looks it up* BRO WHAT THE CRAP

by finswaggler April 17, 2021

Drunk Robin Hooding

The act of stealing when intoxicated, only to feel guilty the next day and give the items to charity.

"How comes that designer leather jacket ended up in the charity shop for only £2?"
"It must have been Drunk Robin Hooding"

by Sobski February 12, 2009

Doin a Hopkins

The act of tucking your fallous in between your legs, shaving your pubes,then drawing a line to create the illusion of a vagina.
This is followed by logging on to a social networking web cam based site, and letting a pervert masturbate to your newly shaved mangina.
When said pervert is finished, you expose your previously hidden member, to shock the pervert into feelings of guilt and shame.

Hey man, I just done a hopkins, yeah that pervert loved jackin off to my shaved pretend crease.
Yeah I love doin a hopkins

by People Champion February 24, 2011

honkin' the bobo

Reference to oral sex.

She was honkin' the bobo last night.
When the police investigated the car with the foggy windows, they saw the girl honkin' the bobo

by prezstain March 28, 2007

Fish hooking

Shoving 2 fingers in a vagina and pushing upwards much like a fish hook. Feels absolutely amazing!

She wasn't feeling it until I said I would fish hook her. She loved it! Fish hooking is great!

by Lilkittycat June 9, 2015

hooking up

Two people who are not dating, but are only just making out and or secretly dating. It is only known by you, the other person, and your and his/her closest friends.

Brittany and K-Fed are hooking up.
No, they are actually doing it.

by hajataya March 17, 2009

hookie

A phrase to described knocked off or stolen goods

"I got some hookie watches if your interested"

by Shane Smith May 6, 2005