Holy Fucking Bingle. What?! :3

A phrase used when a trans catgirl hacker obtains the no-fly list from the TSA.

"holy shit, we actually have the nofly list. holy fucking bingle. what?! :3"

by Veila February 24, 2023

the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

by Tha Captain July 18, 2014

G-HOLY

G-HOLY is a vegan rapper from Philly, who's been seen on BET Jams.

I ran into The God G-HOLY just now, and He shook my hand 3 times.

by NewRapMag July 24, 2020

The Holy Trinity

The holy trinity is a trio of the most powerful people on Earth.

God, better known by her fake name, McKena, was the first being alive and is therefore the creator of everything. Pray to her enough and she might just grant you your most ambitious of desires.

Jesus, better known by his fake name, *redacted* Pham, is the spawn of God and can usually be found teaching a class of ungrateful high school students who are embarrassingly bad at science. He is less powerful than God, but do not underestimate his abilities (especially his abilities to lower your grade).

The holy spirit, better known as *redacted* Manente, is an invisible presence that possesses the body of a bald, middle-aged white man to act as the best teacher Sage Creek High School has ever known.

Because God appointed the other two to be her helpers on Earth, they can all be found roaming the campus of SCHS. This being said, do not attempt to interact with God unless she has declared you as one of her angels. Also, do not attempt to interact with any of her angels because they most likely do not want to talk to you.

Average Mortal: Oh my McKena I just saw the holy trinity while I was on my way to class
Another Average Mortal: DUDE YOU'RE SO LUCKY I LOVE THEM

Average Mortal: I will totally be praying to all of them tonight

by mckenaworshipper June 28, 2022

the holy trinity of Minecraft

The three holy elements of minecraft: Building, Redstone, and PVP, each with their own sacred spirit, Grian for building, Mumbo Jumbo for redstone, and Technoblade (may he slay orphans in peace) for PVP.

New player: I've already progressed pretty far, and beat the ender dragon, and I don't know what do do now with the game.
Veteran player: if you're out of ideas, you can always consult the holy trinity of minecraft.
New player: h u h ?

by someone who likes minecraft May 11, 2023

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

holy buckets

much like "holy shit" but in the less offensive christian format

"Holy buckets, Steph I haven't seen you forever!"

by threekitties May 9, 2005