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by ahh lecks November 6, 2009
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Hiney Ding Dong

The act of puttin a penis into the anus usually by homosexuals; see also: Fudge Packing
When he gave me a hiney ding dong I screamed for help.
by therealthiung April 25, 2010
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Hidemy

Main Entry: 2hid•e•my

Pronunciation: \ˈhīd-ə-mē\
Function: noun

Inflected Form(s): plural 2hid•e•mies
Etymology: Hide from Middle English hiden, from Old English hȳdan; akin to Greek keuthein to conceal and Enemy from Middle English enemi, from Anglo-French, from Latin inimicus, from in- 1in- + amicus friend
Date: 21st century

1 : to put out of sight one that is antagonistic or an opponent.
2 : to evade a frenemy on Facebook by hiding them so you do not see their comments
Ex 1: My hidemy, Jane talks too much about how she is going to get my promotion, I always keep her out of my sight.
Ex 2: I pressed the hide comment button on Joe, he is one of my many hidemies.
by SlaughterbeckK August 17, 2010
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Hidenesia

Momentarily forgetting that you have hidden a "friend" from your Facebook news feed.
"Wonder what's up with Jenny...haven't heard much from her on Facebook lately."

"Dude, don't you remember? You hid her ages ago!"

"Oh yeah, I must have hidenesia!"
by cvboom August 20, 2011
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hide the thing

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.
where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...
by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011
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hide the ugly

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
by beigebloke November 27, 2012
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Hineytologist

Someone who is fixated on butts or hineys at the level of a science.

Someone who is engaged in hineytology or buttology.
She was was an amazing hineytologist and was hired to assist the airline industry with their seating configurations.

His expertise as a hineytologist were legendary and he could accurately describe the feel and scent of every hiney in the animal kingdom.
by Doggie n Jaggie June 9, 2013
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