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Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.
Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."
Hickory Dickory Clock by Varnpike October 25, 2016
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Andrew Hicks

Local hero of Warren, Arkansas. Legend says he once scored a touchdown for the Lumberjacks while fighting a razorback. Also known as the "Ghost of Warren" and "The Warren Womper."
More recently famous for attributing to the eventual death of thousands of citizens of northwest Louisiana and east Texas.
Question: "Did you hear about the time Andrew Hicks killed more men than Samson?"
Answer: "Sure did."
Andrew Hicks by CharlesRiley December 14, 2008
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tiger hickey 

a hickey that looks like a tiger bit your neck
"dude, were you on a safari?" "nah man why?" "it looks like a tiger bit your neck." "oh yeah my girlfriend gives tiger hickeys." "oh, thats hot."
tiger hickey by marissy April 26, 2008

Rage Hickey 

The art of giving a girl a hickey in revenge for a night of making out and "pleasuring" her without her paying back the favor in any way.
Peter gave Jane a rage hickey after he fingered last night and she didn't touch his penis.
Rage Hickey by Da Vwaterhorse January 17, 2010

Trumpet hickey 

A red mark left on the lips after practicing a brass instrument for an extended period
Look a that dork! He always has a trumpet hickey after band!

mexican hicks 

A person of hispanic decent who uses freely the terms "yall" , "ain't" and "what in tarnatation" and lives in the southern portion of the United States
There are several Mexican hicks working in that chicken plant in Arkansas

digital hickey 

Tagging someone in a Facebook post, with or without consent, to create the appearance of intimacy. For example, you are guilty of giving a digital hickey when you check-in while at a company happy hour and tag someone you are fond of, but rarely talk to, so it looks like you are there together.
Can you believe John?! I hardly even know him and he tagged me in Facebook. He totally gave me a digital hickey!
digital hickey by P2Dub March 1, 2015