herbert

A simple person; someone who is not very intelligent; an idiot.

Don't stick your fingers in the socket, you herbert!

by Olga P. April 3, 2008

Herbal Abuse

1. Smoking a large portion of your friends stash without reperation
2. Deliberately meeting up with a buddy in order to get high on your friends supply

"Dude, Joey came over last night and I was herbally abused."

"With the amount of Mike's ganj I smoked last night I should be arrested for Herbal Abuse"

by Waughdog March 1, 2007

herbal shake

When you take a mason jar, put it in the freezer, smoke a joint, then when the joint gets low, you turn the joint around in your mouth (don't get burnt, dumbass) and shotgun the smoke into the cold mason jar. The jar can then be passed around to any of your friends to enjoy.

Travis: Terry, hand Dillon the mason jar.
*Terry hands Dillon the jar*
*Dillon shotguns the J smoke into the jar*
*Dillon then "drinks" some smoke, then passes it to Travis and Terry*
Dillon: That was a damn good herbal shake, wasn't it, Terry?
Terry: Hell yeah, it was!

by wharblegurbleh March 2, 2011

herb

That guy that thinks he's the shit but NO ONE actually likes him

Lebron: Does Spoelstra actually think we like him?
D-Wade: Sadly, yes.
Lebron: Man, what a herb.
Bosh: Yeah! Coach is such a herb!
D-Wade: (under breath) Look who's talking...

by Herbologist July 27, 2012

Dirty Herb decathalon

ten different girls, in ten different locations,using ten different sexual positions, climaxing ten times, all recorded for proof and porn. in a 36 consecutive hour stretch with no girl being aware of any of the others.

stewmeister Finished his third Dirty Herb Decathalon this year.. how does he do it? ive been trying for years..

by flapjackal September 3, 2015

herb

herb is awesomeeeeeeeee

herb is awesome because i say so, and i am the shit.. and english.

by sophieeeeeee October 29, 2006

purple herbie

to squeeze the cock till the head turns purple

joan grabbed john so hard she gave him a purple herbie

by snowowl February 14, 2006