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heinous

Ugly, homely, not good-looking.
That chick/dude is heinous.
by M December 4, 2003
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heinz 57

A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" that involves a drunk male assuring an even drunker female that he in indeed wearing a jimmy hat. Once he's finished unloading his baby batter inside her and breaks the news to her, he has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back of her head like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"

Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
by Tyrone Kizzaps December 14, 2008
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heiners

Man it was great she let me put in her heiners last nite!
by William von heiners October 19, 2007
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heina

girl that likes to party or sleeps around
Wait till I get back and find heina of my own.
Daddy’s gonna love one and all.
by schelley May 13, 2005
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HeinaBitch

Best Friend that has 7 or more of these qualifications:

1. Blackout Partner
2. If someone wrongs you, he/she beats there car in with a chair.
3. Is willing to fall into a pile of bikes and garbage cans for you.
4. Enjoys a good unplanned road trip
5. is insane, in a good way
6. Manipulative, in a good way
7. can make 2 hours of traffic amazing, by only using one word.
8. You have been so angry at each other, but have been to sloshed to fight.. and forget why you were mad by the next morning
9. You guys are Precious and have "a song"
10. he/she is Fresh to Death, SON!
11. He/She has an affinty for drinking Games.

basically someone who is rad and owns at life like a lot.
1.My HeinaBitch is Better than Your HeinaBitch because you suck.
by AnnonymousAnShit January 1, 2008
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Tommy Heinsohn

Just about the greatest color commentator ever, he does the Celtics games with Mike Gorman. Referee conspiracist and awards Tommy Points. Very biased and has a deep boston accent but that's what makes him great.
"This Kenny Mauer should go home to his wife because nobody here loves him" - Tommy Heinsohn

TOMMY POINT!

"Paul Pierce, who is an upper edge player in this league, has been treated like a ROOKIE"

This is absolutely NBA its stupid!!
by heinsohnfan November 12, 2010
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heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.
1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."
by FHGWHGADS January 18, 2009
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