Hamburger Hete

Hamburger Hete?! Dude, that's like a heart attack in a bun... or, in a doughnut, rather.

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hamburgernog

a wild animal

You are a hamburgernog

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When a female puts their vagina lips on someone's face or forehead. The female version of Tea bagging.

"Ohh man she totally hamburger stamped me on the forehead last night"

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When a woman's weight is disproportionatly shifted towards the rear, possibly due to eating hamburgers with secret sauce.

Damn that shit bounces... She got some hamburger buns

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When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.

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A busy and crowded burger serving fast food restaurant,that has a hectic circus like atmosphere.

Im hungry but i dont want to stop at that hamburger circus it's too noisey.

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Look that hamburgerhead, ate one too many and now pointing his piece everywhere.

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