Mitchell Guidolin

He is a "one of a kind man" and not always in the best way. He's a general pranker and loves to stir up children and adults. He cant sit without farting and has the worst comebacks. We could say hes a real stinker. But Mitchell can be disgusting at the worst of times, and doesn't know when to stop the garbage. But if your wondering what he does in his spare time... well he parades around the house in his wifes high heels, dress and makeup.

man oh man, I drove past Mitchell guidolins house and he farted so loudly he ripped his wifes dress he was wearing!

by Dr dreminem August 18, 2015

guido

A marvelous Italian-American male who has style and pizzaz, among great personality and warmth twards others. Generaly wears dress clothes and sweat suits, which are both comfortable and stylish, as well as keeping a traditional look. They listin to Dean Martin and other great oldies music. You can find one eating a conolly or pizza. The best guidos are from bensonhurst Brooklyn, but the ones in Jersey are good aswell.

guidos are fantastic human beings.

by anthony lom. December 28, 2005

Greek Guido

Greek's who want to be greasy Italian guido's but are usually not in shape, have large guts, and somehow seem to be trashier than the Italian guido's

i thought that guy was a guido, but after his fat started giggling i knew he was a greek guido

by west coast hater February 16, 2010

Guidoville

/\ Totally not true. B'hurst is da shizzle

Guideoville is up ya ass

by ...JeSSicA... April 10, 2004

gaydom

When a person is tired of being heterosexual and decides to turn gay, or the other way around.

Karissa may be suffering from gaydom. She started hitting on my sister yesterday and then she started to blow me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Guido

A Guido is just any other person!! In my case I don’t wear expensive clothing and don't spend days on my hair!! I probably have more friends than all the Guido-ists together, since they have the time to write such hate speeches. This might sound hypocritical, but i'm just defending my name. What u guys see, are just the bad number of Guido's there are many good Guido's, like Father Guido Sarducci, Guido of Arezzo, u name them. I hope that all the Guido's of the world will let this "definition" rise beyond all Guido-ists.

Dude: Hey look, it’s a Guido (giggle)
Dude2: Dude, he is just like anyone else!!

by Guido (and proud of it) October 9, 2006

Guidoville

North Jersey

Guidoville is the capital of North Jersey. I've never seen so many damn guido's in my life, not even close. Let's go back to Brooklyn!

by 2ManyGuidosInJersey October 18, 2008