Gruff

When some one or something is just to stoopide for Words.

Thats so gruff

by Big Black bong January 23, 2018

guffski

russian for guff

wet guffski

by quintion2 May 4, 2018

guff cloud

To expel a Violent episode of anal gas Designed to kill more than Donald trump trumps.. the cunt.

My fucking god Bundy that guff cloud is enough to kill more people than trumps wig

by munk i spose June 7, 2018

Guffication

To fart in an enclosed space and not be able to escape. To be gufficated, to die from guffication.

He farted so bad in a lift, we were all suffering from guffication by the time the doors opened again.

I farted in a lift so bad, every one was gufficated by the time we got to the ground floor.

by Oberjager fjr2 September 30, 2018

Guff

Verb

To lick a female’s genitalia.

Primarily used when referring to strippers or exotic dancers

He guffed a stripper last night

No one guff any of the strippers

by John171738 November 5, 2018

Guffolo

A guy who looks like the gruffolo, but farts a lot, like Matt Hitchens,

Oh man, you smelly guffolo, that absolutely stinks.

by Ilovebananas65 February 15, 2019

guffmonkey

An individual who spouts utter bollocks all day long, but does it in a way that's marginally funny. They generally have no idea that they are full of shit. They're just stupid.

Tom's an absolute guffmonkey.

by Greedyjames May 24, 2019