guinea wopper

a dameaning name towards , ignorant person, just an all around jerkoff mainly of italian backround. Also easy way to put the words guinea , and wop together easy way to piss an italian off.

vinny your an asshole , and your cheap , and your italian, YOUR a guinea wopper !

by andwhatbiatch March 19, 2010

Güapé

The right word for everything.
Can be used for virtually any occasion

That Güapé was güaping majestically through the fields.
What the güapé?!
Güapé you!
Lets go get güapéd.

by güapingfool April 22, 2011

New Guinea Couch Elk

A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.

I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.

by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

Equatorial Guinea

That one tiny country in Africa that is able to grow on its own without the hindrance of that much disease, corruption, or warfare. It had an impressive 20.8% growth rate from 1990-2002.

Equatorial Guinea is still far behind in terms of GDP and standard of living, but it sure is slightly better than most of the other starving and fighting countries in Africa.

by what_lolol May 14, 2009

gripe wipe

The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.

"Excuse me dude, it's 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping...I need a gripe wipe NOW.

"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."

"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"

by WordWally June 5, 2009

Guinea Slide

The act of sliding a car around a corner at high speed, similar to drifting, but usually performed by a Sicilian. Taking a corner at a high rate of speed in which the car slides around the corner so that it rights itself on the straight away.

I had to pull a Guinea Slide to get away from the cops the other night after leaving that job. We were hauling ass around the corner so I pulled the e brake and pulled a guinea slide onto Canal Street. Hah, Tokyo Drift, those asians rip off all the good stuff from us, it's a guinea slide.

by Killin Sicilian October 21, 2010

Guiness-liver

One who excessively drinks Guiness stout; a drunkard; especially an Irish alcoholic.

Wife: "Honey, how on earth could you loose your Claddagh ring? That's our wedding band"! Husband: "Sorry, wife. I was out late last night drinking with Patty O' Brien, Brien O'Patty and Batty O'Prien". Wife: "You're just a reckless Guiness-liver".

by MissRoobs April 4, 2011