Guidouche

A person that is half Guido and Half Douche Bag. Usually dressed in button up shirts and crunchy over gelled hair.

"I'll never understand why this guy insists on dressing like a Guidouche."

by Llennodc March 28, 2010

Guido

A distinct individual. A Guido is mysterious and he always keeps you wanting to know more about him. He has this killer smile that can make you melt, and they may be shy at first but once you get to know a Guido you find yourself becoming really interested in one. They have this unique sense of humor and Guidos always have you smiling even when you're not with one. They're very strong willed and talented. They're usually tall and have really nice shoulders. Guidos have a strong sexth appeal, and theres just something unique about a Guido that keeps you really drawn to him. Guidos are too modest about themselves and don't tend to realize how great they really are and that can get irritating sometimes.. Make sure to always be there for your Guido, and if you find a Guido you're pretty lucky because they're rly hard to find..

girl 1: woah you're dating a Guido?

girl 2: yeah I know it took me forever to find one!

by askdhsuw July 18, 2014

guiedo

Guiedo is the act of two partners putting their asses together. They will then proceed to shit into eachother's assholes.

Bob: Wow, Jerry, you must not have taken a shit for days! I'm still trying to get it all out from last night's guiedo session!

Jerry: *laughs* It's true...

by Guiedo_Man May 1, 2010

Guilds

A symbolic word broken off from guild which usually represents a clan or group of people inside an online role playing game such as world of warcraft most people who search for the term guilds will be directed to gamer pages.

My "Guilds" website is awesome I got this website from ejeet as always.

by ejeetnet June 23, 2010

Meat Guillotine

The act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your butt

The fire alarm went off whilst I was taking a dump so I had to engage the meat guillotine.

by Meat Man 666 March 9, 2015

Guillotine

Pronounced: QWUILLINATINAY. A contraption for slicing things, like bananas or heads.

Dude, we could totally make a rub-goldberg machine that ends with a guillotine slicing a banana.

by Travis Herbert June 20, 2014

Celebrity guillotine movement

A movement of people who are fed up with capitalism and the crapyness of the world and the idolization of celebrities. And they seek to overthrow the governments of the world and replace them with anarchist or communist governments ect. And to send all the celebrities to the guillotine because they are the darling and idols of capitalism.

Support the celebrity guillotine movement.

by Judge dredd7 July 28, 2011