Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
by Toxicale September 08, 2017
It is a combat formation that allows you to throw a flying elbow and karate chop with out your opponent seeing it coming while protecting ur head and body.
by Fullbodyguardacademy December 31, 2018
The basement guard effect- when you talk too much to, or about tbg where your autocorrect changes “tbh” to “tbg”
- Tbg, crocheting is superior to knitting
- did you mean “tbh” ?
- shit yeah the basement guard effect finally got to me
- did you mean “tbh” ?
- shit yeah the basement guard effect finally got to me
by HornyMothBoi March 22, 2024
Nose-guarding is to act within a social situation in a similar way for another person that is done as the sporting position of nose guard does.
by 2nd phase June 04, 2024
A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.
by King Kongo March 11, 2023
Well then I guess there's no reason to talk to YOU, Jordan. Right. Because you said YOU (Meaning the audience) would be an evil Auschwitz guard and WOULD LIKE IT. Those are your exact words. EVERYONE would be an evil Auschwitz guard. That's what you said. So which is it?
Hym "Are we ALL sadistic Auschwitz guard or do we all HAVE TO agree the sadistic Auschwitz guard is a UNIQUE EVIL that is indefensible? And how is saying the 'You would be an evil Auschwitz guard and you would like it' NOT a defense of evil Auschwitz guard? Because the latter is the exact opposite of what you were saying earlier. It can't be both and it can't be neither. It's either unique to 'evil people' or it could be anyone. That's your Satan, Jordan. And not in the banal miltonian sense. Satan is the nebulous boogeyman that constitutes 'The wrong type of person.' The combat of whom justifies anything and to whom you're allowed to do whatever you want. It's where the conservative pedophile revenge fantasies stem. I am your Satan. You're doimg the same thing that Dr. K was doing when he got side-swiped by Chris Williamson. Self-contradictory statement to detract from the fact that you were WRONG AND A COWARD framed as the structure of reality manifesting itself as your behavior."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2024
AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.
by scipioafricanus1836 May 14, 2022