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SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.
Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU
by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022
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yoint guard

when a man wants to play the position that a woman should play in a man’s life.. yikeysss
“naaa, u playing gay guy games… pause, clearly a starting yoint guard!”
by sretaw, trebor June 14, 2022
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changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.
by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
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guard on

When someone in a recreational sport guards only one person through the entire game, usually because of a crush or something of the sort.
"Bro, in gym today Sally would not stop covering you. Thats a guard on if I've ever seen one."

"Hey, Mike... I'm kind of worried about you. At the Y earlier today, you definitely had a guard on for Jim. Does your wife know about this?"
by Legsman February 10, 2010
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yard guard

An article of clothing i.e. sweatshirt, sweater etc. to cover a woman's rear end (back yard)
Every day Amy wears a different yard guard to keep all the guys from staring at her ass
by Tee K May 14, 2014
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wests guard

A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.
He’s not for this pub he’s a wests guard.
by King Kongo March 10, 2023
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