gluter

Someone who eats gluten

Get me away from these gluters, they are getting crumbs everywhere!

by Gfreeb January 13, 2015

Gruber

A person who braggarts the bowl, is annoying as shit, talks to much, and often double hits the bowl too. Often asks for a VIP hit (an extra hit).

dude you just double hit the bowl. don't be a Gruber

by Taco Bob May 4, 2010

grotesack

somewhere between grotesque and sack face.

woahhh...aren't you Dan Grotesack from myspace???

by dangrotesque March 19, 2008

Gretelese

The intenese german-ness and innocence (Jenna) of one individual that never has any idea what is going on around them at the moment or when their friends are talking about sexual intercourse or lack thereof.

Friend 1: Look, she has white stuff on her face! OMG, it's cum!

Friend 2: Come? Where did you come from? Oh, and I think you have ranch on your face.

Friend 1: Wow, you are SO Gretelese it's not even funny.

Friend 2: Hey, an acorn!

by BlondieOnTheLoose March 27, 2009

Gluten-Gaslighted

When people think you are 'faking' your gluten intolerance and label you as difficult and neurotic.

OMG, I got Gluten-Gaslighted on the yoga retreat - the others thought it was all in my head and told me so, despite me having a obvious and severe physical reaction to the bread!

by Ali Sea July 13, 2017

Grudey

A gross/gruesome negative filled scene. In real life or fiction.

Please turn the channel, that is so Grudey.

by Lioness Wilbur December 18, 2017

Grateittude

I appreciate it, but you still get on my nerves.

I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019