Bitch Grip

Short pony tail or man bun on the top of a mans head. Often times used to hold onto ones partner during gay sex.

Guy : Look at his bitch grip!

Girl : it's kind of small

by Onhell98 June 1, 2017

Grip and Rip

When you hug somebody and as they embrace it, you fart

At my friends wedding, I gave her a congradulatory grip and rip

by Bella Bitch August 23, 2010

get a grip

To pick up a large amount of, or grip of something, rather than a small amount.

Jared: "I'm never going to be able to feed everyone at the party with only one bag of chips!!! OH NOOOO!!!"
Mark: "Get a grip, man!!! You're freaking out!!!"
Jared: "Gee, what a swell idea! I'll just get 3 or 4 bags...that should be more than enough!"

by Nick D June 3, 2006

Vice-Grip

Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"

What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!

"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"

by Jacob Haggard December 2, 2011

bowling grip

when a girl fingers her self with the middle and ring finger

rachel suggested the bowling grip

by matches April 25, 2003

MONKEY GRIP

A pleasantly stimulating form of male masturbation. Especially good for arousing dormant pleasure nubbins. This one is great if you like to massage your scrotum with one hand while you masturbate with the other. If you're right-handed, instead of holding your scrotum from the left side, cross your wrists (left wrist on top) so you're grabbing your scrotum from the right side. You may have to bend your body to the right to get the best position. If you've never done this before, it will feel like someone else is holding your scrotum. Tip: As you masturbate with the other hand, press your fingertips and thumb into the cracks between your scrotum and each thigh, and gently massage those areas with slow, rhythmic movements.

Fancy a change in your usual daily masturbation routine?? or just fancy a challenge in your local public toilets? try the monkey grip. we dare you...

by Little Johnny Urine March 3, 2008

Lip Grip

The act of a women forming their lips in a tight ring around a man's penis .

I love when Hillary would suck my cock, She really could make a lip grip around my dick.

by Laughs Along With Humans January 29, 2021