Grease Boi

Kids who don't shower often, and have oily foreheads and greasy hair.

1:Damn that kid stinks. And his hair, it's so greasy!
2: Thats because hes Grease Boi

by PoopPant March 13, 2018

greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.

Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.

by beeuhnay May 25, 2016

Wall Grease

The sticky brown spots on home walls that defy any logical explanation for it's existence. Called "grease" because of it's similar quality to congealed grease around the home stove. Can also be called "wall sap" or "wall sweat" because of how it appears to have oozed from the wall itself.

"Man, I found some wall grease again in my bedroom! Where the fuck is it comin' from?"

by HoneyMac September 19, 2016

Sausage Grease

Dick sweat.
The sweat of a man's crotch.

Nigga I'm about to rub my sausage grease on your face.

by BarryJeriGina January 16, 2017

grease flaps

a flap of like I don't even know bruh i- i wanna say like nut sack flap but that- or something like, nahhh I think we can make it better than that, cuz it needs to be wet for some reason, its just like a flap on ur back that's always wet for some reason. grease flaps is a flap of grease

man: dude this "grease flaps" is really leakin everywhere.

by cumbucket47 October 12, 2021

Grease Presser

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.

Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.

by kbair February 22, 2012

grease pie

an unhygenic or sweaty vagina. A woman may get a grease pie by participating in vigorous physical activity or simply by being unclean by nature.

"whoa, buddy. Don't chase that one. Maria is Italian, she more than likely has a grease pie"

by thereal89 October 8, 2011