goober

1. A term to describe a very young child between the ages 0-4 years. This term specifically refers to the overwhelming accumulation of drool, random mouth ejecta and or snot on the child's face.

This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.

2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.

1.

Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.

2.

Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.

by hantav March 23, 2010

goober

A term of general miscontempt for an individual as a result of their stupidity and/or general existence

I would have invited him if he wasn't such a goober

by JD90210 May 15, 2011

Gooberman

1. A rare specimen of Kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a "Jew Fro."

2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.

3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.

origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd

Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.

Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"

Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."

by Sparkles & Rainbows, JIT inc. September 1, 2010

gobby little shit

Doesnt take any shit and will readily stand up to anyone and confront them. Doesnt give a fuck what people think about them being a gobby little shit.

"She's a right gobby little shit"

by Donner kebab April 28, 2004

goober

Goober is a term used to describe the penis. This term was made popular in the early 1990's by two of the coolest cousins in south mississippi.

my ole lady was so mad at me i thought she was gonna kick me in the goober.

man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.

by tman7727 July 17, 2009

goober stink

one who knows all the ansers.
but wishes he new the question.

by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003

goob smack

1. When you get smacked in the face with a penis whilst passed out or awake it is the tag you earn.

2. A hilarious nickname for the guy/girl that has had it done to him/her.

As i was changing into my pj's i snuck in the old goob smack on my old lady while she was sleeping on the couch.

by deeeznutz420 August 20, 2010