Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!
-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?
-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?
by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023
Get the Super Goober Glabbymug. Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
Get the Schmucker's Goober Jellymug. An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.
by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023
Get the Goobermug. 
by goober butter creater April 26, 2021
Get the goobermug. A small man in a suit and tie.
by LittelGoober September 8, 2020
Get the Goobermug. Choochie goober
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober
by pablo coochie goober Grimes August 10, 2021
Get the Coochie goobermug.