Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.

This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.

by The8baLL January 26, 2020

Goober

is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.

Don’t share your drink with him, he’s a real goober.

by Becky Bubbles July 29, 2020

Floober goober

A silly lil guy

Blorbo from my shows is a floober goober

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025

goober

a slur used against filipino people you hate and want to die

That's messed up you goober

by JackMehoff3835 June 6, 2025

Goober

A term used by discord Neo Nazis to refer to being someone who wishes violence on Jews and other minorities

“Dude I’m such a goober man just wanna shoot de joos”

by Richle February 5, 2024

Goober

A penis.

Stop itching your goober!

by JohnsonvilleSausage July 16, 2021

Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.

1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”

by anonymous February 20, 2024