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Goat Punched

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.
Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!
by bigbadbick January 5, 2008
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Goat Noises

An oral imitation of a goat or sheep's bleat followed by an extremely loud obscenity or expression. This is best characterized qualitatively by rapidly articulating a monotone. For the greatest desired effect, execute in a quiet area where the noise maker can remain anonymous yet achieve the desired effect: i.e. a dark auditorium or movie theater. Cursing in said situations is optional.
"Meh-eh-eh-eh... FUCK"
"For the love of monkey teats! Who the gay is making Goat Noises?!"
by GoatNoise September 18, 2009
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goat-tastic

greatest of all time crossed with fantastic, super cheesy yet effective word for epic or amazing
This moment is goat-tastic.
by 7oh7ks&kw April 9, 2010
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motor goat

It's a combination of an 'Angry Goat' and a 'Motor Boat'.

The male specimen tucks his testicles (preferrably large) between his legs so they are exposed from behind.

The recipient applies his tongue (or entire face, depending on the magnitude of the testicles) in between the 'pair' in question, and makes a motor boat noise, whilst moving side to side and blowing a rasberry.

An advanced motor boater will make a goat noise. It's much more impressive.
Sharon got got pissed when Aron exposed the Angry Goat so she gave that son of a bitch a motor goat. Got him real good!
by mothersdayspecial June 1, 2011
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Buffalo Goat

A combination of buffalo bill and the goat. During a buffalo goat, a man tucks his penis behind his thighs, only showing a triangle of pubic hair. He then proceeds to quickly turn around, thus giving the audience "the goat," completing the buffalo goat. Preferably done on chatroulette or in public.
"Is that a guy or a woman."

"Dude, it's a woman. Wait, maybe it is a dude."

(Gives buffalo goat)

"Yeah, that's a dude."
by 3000labels May 20, 2010
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goat goudger

To have intercourse with a goat
I heard your Dad is a goat goudger.
by Eric Buzz. April 28, 2007
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galaxy goats

someone: dude you watch galaxy goats
someone: yes im a roblox and minecraft fan and i love his minecraft parodies
by a retarded guy July 22, 2017
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