Glitter is a beautiful version of sand. They get everywhere, stick to everything, and are soooooooo super hard to clean up. Especially when its in the carpet. Just ask Brandon Farris is you dont believe me.
by Laupunzel July 15, 2022
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This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
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Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
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