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Glitter

Glitter is a beautiful version of sand. They get everywhere, stick to everything, and are soooooooo super hard to clean up. Especially when its in the carpet. Just ask Brandon Farris is you dont believe me.
Brandon Farris Dumped 500 pounds of glitter into his room.
by Laupunzel July 15, 2022
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glitter x

tom- hey Leah I want to have glitter x with you

Leah- I want to have glitter x with you too
by coco Isaac scara November 1, 2024
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Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
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glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face
Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022
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glitter method

a way of style and living in the presence of glitter
Her style embodies the glitter method.
by theglittermethod June 26, 2018
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Forbidden Glitter

Aw man, I just got this nice new L87 and it’ll probably fail soon after the first oil change because I see forbidden glitter all in the oil!
by EasyVictor May 26, 2025
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wisdom glitter

silver hairs/ when someone grows older and their hair is aging.
"Wow, Margret your wisdom glitter is showing nowadays!"
by Master Revan July 24, 2017
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