Dick Under Glass

A woman's fall-back guy, a friend who isn't good enough to date but kept around in case all of her other options eventually fail.

"Dude, give up on her. You're her dick under glass."

by Mogogo January 12, 2009

GlassJAw

A band, my favorite band, that once you start listening to them, you realize its the most meaningful music out there. The frontman, Daryl Palumbo, lyrics are so full of anger and hatred for his past "loves" He has even more sadness and rage for the disease he suffers, making this band the best band ever.

glassjaw is my favorite band.

by Anthony Kulick(aim screenname lhaveaglassjaw) July 14, 2003

Costello Glasses

Big thick rimmed black glasses that musician Elvis Costello famously wears.

That guys glasses are huge, the look like Costello's.

Those glasses make you look artsy, they're totally Elvis Costello Glasses

by dickwalsh February 1, 2009

Cut glass Irish

A term used to mock the Irish and Irish-American middle class.

Neither a lace curtain Irishman nor a shanty Irishman, a cut glass Irishman is a thing of its own.

by WreckingBar December 9, 2018

Crap-tinted Glasses

An idiom for pessimism. In other words, the opposite of rose-tinted glasses.

Seeing as everyone sucks to much to give pessimism an idiom, the maker of the definition invented crap-tinted glasses.

by flashadams May 24, 2010

glass-bottomed boat

Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar

Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.

by foug December 15, 2003

turned into glass

A country in the Middle East (where there are lots of deserts) being nuked

Sand when overheated turns into glass.

Iran should be turned into glass.

by Grammaton cleric March 11, 2016