bill gates

The rich cunt that owns Micro$oft... Besides his 50 billion dollar wealth, the can't seem to find anyone to give him plastic surgery... i mean... god he is so very ugly...

A: Oh its hideous... what is is?
B: Its that rich cunt bill gates

by ZXZXZXZX August 24, 2005

Gathargic

noun. The art of pooping everywhere

Jenna was feeling very gathargic so she had to leave school.

by Notgay69 December 15, 2013

gather your grapes

Get your shit together

Gather your grapes, man

by Shuddymac January 4, 2015

Gatsby'd

When a friend or family member meets you somewhere without telling you your ex will also be there, especially after many years when they have not called or attempted contact in any way. This is usually initiated by the ex (the "Gatsby") but not always.

Coworker: How was your weekend?
Woman: Not good. My best friend invited me to brunch and didn't tell me that she also invited my ex, who is still apparently in love with me.
Coworker: Geez. Sounds like you got Gatsby'd.

by The-babe15 April 9, 2019

gates open

A autocorrect line from Skype. Who really knows what the he’ll it means.

Person A: hell yeah man, it’s gonna be great!!

Person B: Gates open!

Person A: what the fuck did you just say?

by Frostydog11 August 24, 2019

Gatesing

To portray mediocrity, while secretly building a vast wealth.

We all should practice gatesing, like Bill Gates.

by Otis Good November 29, 2019

Gather Fary

Pronunciation: Gah-Thur Fair-eee.

A father figure who is lit AF. Gets weirder with age, like a fine cheese. A term of respect, such as given to a mob boss. Can start fires with a leaf blower, and is always there for financial advice. Even when you don’t want it and don’t ask for it.

Every family has a Gather Fary, usually a father, grand father, uncle, or other father figure.

A Gather Fary is always there when you need them, even when you think you don’t.

I was having such a hard time, but Gather Fary really helped to put things in perspective.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020