Genshin Impact

The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.

Mars: Oh fuck me!

Gia: What’s wrong?

Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!

Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.

by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023

Genshin Impact

Prison for adults. just dont play it unless you are checking it out

Jake: Hey Have you heard of Genshin Impact?
Mike: GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

by The_One_Who_Asked February 22, 2023

Genshin Impact

Debt disguised as an anime game.

person 1: you wanna play genshin impact?
person 2: no, i don't feel like losing all my money today

by Nic0981323 March 5, 2023

Gashing

Often used to describe pre-marital sex from a higher official, who usually gets off scott-free.

We all know Jim was gashing up there.

by Cotton369 April 2, 2023

Ganshar

Two front seats of a passenger car, usually in taxi.

Payam and Vahid sat on Ganshar.

by Hadi F. May 20, 2023

Genshin Impact

A forbidden game which when played, instantly adds 50 kilograms of fat on your body and generates a fatal allergy to grass. Playing Genshin Impact puts the gamer at a huge risk of losing their father or sometimes both parental figures Genshin Impact is simialar to league of legends and other various anime-related video games which have the same effects on any life forms.

"Sorry son, i cant stay here because you are playing Genshin Impact"

by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023

GayshitSixpact

Genshin is so trash lol genshin impact is so overrated

Zola, you still play that "GayshitSixpact"? Ew!

by GayshitSixPact sucks June 15, 2023