half a fishing trip

Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.

Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.

by BigPete71 December 17, 2022

Flaming Cambodia Fishing Pole

A flaming Cambodia fishing pole is when you illegally import an immigrant from overseas via shipping container, hook a fishing line on your penis, and then hook the other end to the nose of the immigrant, then have them snort a Habenero pepper, and when they freak out and start moving around, it should yank your penis cleanly off.

We tried a flaming Cambodia fishing pole, and I almost bleed out.

by gillagain69 May 18, 2023

black-fishing

when you say your black but your not, or try to talk or sound like a black person.
(please do not do this)

person 1- do you lick us carrybean gals?
person 2- stop black-fishing will ya?

by Nezuko stan June 11, 2021

Fishing Liscence

The ultimate inside joke. Has no real meaning. To be used when an inside joke is told that you are not a part of.

Suzy - "...and then Tommy was all like purple face monkey cleaner! HAHAHA!"
You - "Hey Suzy, FISHING LISCENCE!!!"

by Shadyladiekiller January 22, 2009

boob fishing

When you put somethng down a girls shirt and take it out with your mouth.

"So last night I went boob fishing down Samantha's shirt and got my dollar back."
"You lucky dog!"

by redseven June 18, 2009

Tit Fishing

The act of trolling around on sites like chatroullete and Omeagle, asking women to bare their breasts.

TITS OR GTFO
-An example of tit fishing

Oh man, bro, last night Fred and I tit fished for like two hours!

Wow! Did you catch anything.

A couple bites, but we didn't land any.

by ArcaneAnouki June 2, 2011

ice fishing

Having intercourse with an exceptionally 'frigid' woman.

she was o.k., though it was kinda like ice fishing.

by Pickman May 8, 2003