Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022

fruit leathers

yummy snacks, consistent of dried fruit; usually stawberry or some other berry. A very simple snack, that is yummy :)

I like fruit leathers :)

by July 12, 2018

sewer fruit

The leftovers from a deplorable dinner which are promptly disposed after a singular bite into the window wells of a nearby building.

Man Bennett’s panties are all in a bunch because his kids were eating the sewer fruit again.

by Titty_whisperer August 21, 2019

fake-fruit

metrosexual; straight man with desirable gay or homosexual qualities.

She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"

by cosmo.lesbox May 23, 2008

fruit basket

when a man moons you and tucks his dick back between his legs

Link mooned me with his dick tucked back between his legs, giving me a view of his fruit basket...

by sharkdik May 24, 2007

Fruit Snacks

Small, favored snacks that have no nutritional value what so ever and are, in fact, even not made from real fruit.

yay for fruit snacks!

by drunken goddess May 22, 2005

fruit cup

verb when a guy puts his balls between his legs (like in scary movie) and moons someone

Have you seen my fruit cup?

by booger August 16, 2003