Fructogitis

Peaches, melons and various fruits causes itchy ears and potential an ear infection

Kathleen ate a peach and a melon and got fructogitis

by Dirtylauren July 24, 2024

High Fructose Headache

A glaggleland item that powers your mechanical ascension x setup where it is 10x but per density is 1x more and max is 1000x

"Oh boy! I can't wait to use my High Fructose Headache with 100 Density!"
Uwuwuwuwuwuwwuwuwuwu

by Lavilz January 19, 2023

high fructose corn syrup daddy

A sugar daddy that’s a little cheaper. Isn’t going to support you 100%.

I have a high fructose corn syrup daddy i still have to pay my insurance!

by Oneadam24 May 13, 2025

high fructose corn syrup daddy

A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.

He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.

by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025

What The Fructose?!?!

The nicer way of saying "What the f*ck?"

Stacy: Bella, I am so sorry.
Bella: Why?
Stacy: I ate you cookies that you bought for yourself yesterday....
Bella: What the fructose?!?!
Stacy: Sorry....
Bella: Look, if you were someone else I would have flipped you off, but since your my friend I will let you go.

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019

Frauctitious

To be deseperate for something to occur; for a situation to arise.

She was waiting frauctitiously to win the lottery

by Hugo Douglass September 17, 2003

frectnot

a clitoris

i easily found her frectnot

by Carey Guillaume November 3, 2003