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Crazy frog 

Popular amongst dumbasses who have no musical taste whatsoever.

Someone should make a partition against the crazy frog
Retard:OMG DA CRZY FROG IZ DA BEST!!1
Person: You are a complete retard, and your crazy frog can die
Crazy frog by geoffories! September 3, 2005

Frog Rock 

Rock music from France. "Frog" comes from the insulting term for French people. Frog Rock tends to be relatively upbeat and poppy.
Joe: Dude, you know that song "Mauvais Garçon" from Guitar Hero III? I just bought the whole album! You want to burn it on your comp?

Jake: Nah, I'm not really a fan of Frog Rock.
Frog Rock by Attorneyatlaw July 8, 2010

Frogspawning 

The act of putting googly eyes all over the male scrotum, hence creating an authentic frogspawn effect. In some parts of Malawi, it is mandatory to perform this act before partaking in sexual intercourse.
Francis was totally frogspawning last night. His ball sack was looking fresh!
Frogspawning by Naawty July 9, 2010

Singing Frog 

A term in the IT and equipment maintenance industries used to describe a bug or problem reported by a user which, upon inspection, has no detectable cause, is unable to be reproduced, and simply "goes away" without any specific change in the equipment's settings or work done by the person servicing the problem.

This is not a derogatory term and while these problems are annoying and time-consuming the lack of explanation does not automatically place blame on the user.

The term is based on the classic Warner Brothers short, "One Froggy Evening", in which a singing and dancing frog will only perform for the construction worker who found it.
User: "My computer keeps freezing whenever I try to open <program>, specifically, when <detailed description>"
IT Helpdesk: "OK, I'll come down and have a look."

Much Later

IT Boss: "Did you fix User's problem?"
IT Helpdesk: "I couldn't find any problem, no matter how hard I tried. Guess it was a singing frog."
Singing Frog by dwinter9 July 23, 2012

Playing Frogger 

Crossing a busy street. Named after the video game Frogger, where you play a frog attempting to do such.
Trying to cross the boulevard, playing Frogger with my life.
Playing Frogger by Ganondox October 25, 2022

Squashed A Frog 

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.
Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"