cock fried

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.

omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

fried oreo

A yellow skin asian who pretends to act black, but acts white.

Karen is a fried oreo.

by fried oreo December 21, 2016

pussy fried

All tired out because of a dick struck female. Worn out from too many ejaculations in a short period of time.

"I'm in need of some Viagra, I'm pussy fried!"

by Mrs. Dickstruck September 5, 2017

Dessert Fries

The fries that have fallen out of the pouch and into the bag on your to go order, that you do not find until after you eat the rest of your food, then when you want more, you have a few fries left and they taste oddly sweet.

"Man I'm out of food, OOH Dessert Fries"

by Dwiin June 2, 2015

Liberty Fries

After 9/11. US decided to change french fries into liberty fries because France was against war in middle east.

One thing US don't know, fries are from Belgium, not from France. But that's too much knowledge for US...

- I'm gonna get some French fries, want some?

- Do u mean Liberty fries?

by Terrible Child April 28, 2020

Flash fried

Hair that is overly burnt from hot irons or straighteners, or chemical use such as dyes

Have you seen Haley recently, her hair is totally flash fried

by crackers7 January 28, 2022

Pool fries

French fries served at pool side but eatin soggy after leaving them on your lap with your feet in the pool. An embarassing snack created by Meek Mill.

why does he keep posting weird shit? Idk he must be off the pool fries lol

by Snaptrapgod November 29, 2021