Breakfast cookies

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.
by Shannonymous November 13, 2016
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Mario's breakfast

A breakfast dish which consists of two hot dogs each split open like a canoe and filled with an egg cooked over easy garnished with some dill and a side of sliced tomatoes.
Yo Mario's breakfast got Maria puking!
by UrbanRussianPirateHooker March 12, 2021
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adam's breakfast

An Adam's Breakfast is the trump card in any Pick Up Artist's (PUA) repository. The morning after, the PUA quickly whips up the lady/ladies a gourmet breakfast while she/they are asleep and then promptly after breakfast, has sex with her/them.

Notes:
The breakfast should include Hollandaise Sauce.
Sex the night before may or may not have occurred.
Guy 1: "This poison chick stayed over last night man!"
Guy 2: "AND?!? Details man!!"
Guy 1: "Well she didn't put out until I gave her an Adam's Breakfast..."
Hooded Random: "And then he FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!"
by mous_se February 09, 2015
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Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.
Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie April 17, 2011
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Leopards Breakfast

When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.
Dude, last night was great he ate me out and came up looking like a Leopards Breakfast
by Tillyhoward February 11, 2018
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traumatised for breakfast

When you wake up breakfast is usually the first thing you are fed but now you are fed bad news about the world which is the first thing your mind is fed and gives you no motivation which breakfast does
Iscolation is leaving people traumatised for breakfast
by Shitmaster69 December 24, 2020
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Magic Breakfast

A combo move in the bedroom that includes performing the houdini and then finishing off with a jelly donut
She kept complaining that I never cook so during our saturday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; "enjoy your Magic Breakfast babe".
by theProfessorK October 08, 2011
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