flart

An anal indiscretion (i.e., butt-trumpet toot) that inadvertently slips out while you’re in the middle of playfully expressing romantic interest in someone. Depending on who you talk to, this intensely-humiliating occurrence (especially if it’s exceedingly loud and/or odiferous) can be either a turn-off or an advantage… while it’s certainly true that many individuals are indeed totally grossed out by any and all sphincter-splutters (no matter how “perfect” or “melodious” they happen to be!), some others --- especially slightly-crude-natured guys --- actually **enjoy** a good “rip-snorter”, and so their knowing that you are capable of occasionally producing such “priceless auditory gems” can actually be an attraction for them. Plus of course, this event can also be somewhat of an “acid test” for determining the other person’s true level of overall tolerance and understanding towards fellow humans… if he just casually “smiles ‘n’ shrugs” in response to your whizpopper, this is a good sign that not only will he be easy-going about this and any other fairly-minor bodily-malfunctions of yours, but he probably also doesn’t “sweat the small stuff” in other areas of his life, as well, and thus he may make a good compatible partner “over the long haul”.

I wouldn’t wish a flart on anyone, but it can be useful in learning how sensitive and forgiving your prospective partner is regarding trivial matters.

by QuacksO September 3, 2018

FLARTSY

WHEN A WOMAN FARTS WHILE FLIRTING

CARI WAS REAL FLARTSY WHEN SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH CHAD AND LET SOME FLATULENCE SLIP.

by REDABASHLEY February 27, 2019

Flarth

Some nasty ass thing a big boi named lance invented

I got bullied for bringing flarth to school

by PRZMTC March 21, 2019

Flirty Top

Me.

I'm a flirty top.

wow did you see him flirting with her? he had a line for everything. he's such a flirty top.

by Ya boi Sero July 14, 2019

Flirtass

1)A guy that likes to flirt around with his girlfriend and has a great looking ass
2) a nickname couples give each other, typically girlfriends say it

"Awww you're such a flirtass babe"

by Gothgirlforever2000 April 24, 2019

Flirt Day

August 30th is flirt day so all the freaks flirt awayy

“hey guess what day it is”
“FLIRT DAYYY”

by freakyguy 122 August 29, 2019

flerta

Tipton Black Country for catapult

Flerta Toy plaything. I don’t know if that is the way to spell it, no one l knew wrote it down

by Black Country John January 28, 2021