flat Earth Idiot

A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.

Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth

by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017

flat joke

lame joke - falls flat and not funny at all.

I'm not very comfortable with Maria; she often make flat jokes and I find it so iritating.

by spiderdian January 9, 2016

flat dick

One who prevents those around him from enjoying fun and/or amusing activities.

Jason: Dan, are you done drinking?
Dan: Yes, Jason, I believe I am.
Jason: Flat dick

by Jason December 18, 2004

flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.

I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020

Flat Head

Slang for a mentally retarded person. Just like the word "retard" it can be used to call someone stupid that may not be mentally retarded.

Dude, sorry I messed up. I am such a flat head.

by Brettus March 26, 2008

Flat earther

Flat earthers usually come from a place like Miami, Chicago, or Houston and think the rest of the world is like where they live.

Mike Pulaski is a single flat earther from Chicago who grills out every weekend.

by Solid Mantis April 26, 2017

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 31, 2005