West Virginia flap jack

Slapping the foreskin of your flaccid penis against your boyfriend's lips.

The West Virginia flap jack Brian got was just an appetizer for the gay feast that followed.

by El Conquistador July 15, 2017

The Texas Mud flap.

While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.

My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.

by H3rmanmunsta September 2, 2017

blend and flap

Bend and snap, but better

“Blend and flap, works every time.”

by Chemistry’s bit h October 18, 2017

Alaskan Mud Flap

When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.

Bro 1: “Bro did you do the Alaskan Mud Flap?”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah man, my nuts are still sticky!”

by Big Boy Benjamin July 20, 2019

D-Flap

Comes from the three root words: Dick, face and slap.

The action of slapping a female in the face with one's dick.

"I took your mom out to dinner last night and as a thank you, she let me D-flap her."

by The Z-Man December 16, 2005

flampy

Something that is unlikeable, unfortunate, or stupid.
Can even be used as an insult.
The act of being flamp.

Doom3 was such a flampy game.
E-whores are flamp.
WHAT THE FLAMP?!

by beta October 1, 2005

Bileqular Cow-flap

Slang word similar to the definition of bitch.
Slang word for bitch.
See bitch.

Oh my cod, you bileqular cow-flap!

by Boberta Spray August 18, 2008