hammy flaps

a flap which is unawfully hammy

"oi hammy flaps, your flaps are ham, fancy making me a sandwich!"

by YOGURLINSHORTS March 24, 2017

The Flap of Mars

When look at the penis externally, the flap of mars is where the scrotum curls around the side of the shaft, leaving a flap which doesn't move without prodding or poking.

Man 1: I've got a big dick.

Man 2: Yeah, but The Flap of Mars in your pants is below average in terms of flaccidity.

Man 1: ...damn.

by NigelMarsflap June 4, 2010

trout flaps

A woman’s meat flaps.

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.

by Lord Gannet V March 6, 2020

Wetty flap

A pussy that is wet all of the time

My girl is so horny. She’s got a wetty flap 24/7

by Wettyflap3000 January 4, 2019

Dappy Flaps

When a loose girl's labia majora dangles considerably lower than the rest of her vagina, much like the headwear Dappy from N Dubz wears.

"Man, that Lucy is PENG!"
"Yeah, but she gets around a bit. I hear gyal's got Dappy Flaps."

by Darkwun October 24, 2011

Hot Flapping

The art of smashing ones vagina into an unsuspecting (probably sleeping, if not, BANZAI) victims face!

The female equivalent to "Tea Bagging"

His face'll need a proper rinse after aw this Hot Flapping!

by ScottyIs2D February 21, 2011

Wiggle the flaps

The term used when a girl masturbates.

I'm going to go wiggle the flaps, be right back.

by WinterFRESH_ November 4, 2010