blend and flap

Bend and snap, but better

“Blend and flap, works every time.”

by Chemistry’s bit h October 18, 2017

Brandy Flaps

When a girl is too drunk to have sex- the equivalent of whiskey dick/brewer's droop for men

Eyup pal, I managed to get Brenda back to my place after the club on Saturday but she was so bladdered she had brandy flaps from the off. I had to settle for a sloppy blowie instead.

by Jubbzarella June 2, 2015

flapping chuckie

Named after Chuckie from the rugrats, the flapping chuckie is when a male with red hair whips his dick out and in an up and down motion flaps his dick about making a slapping noise from taint to belly.

I came around the corner and Eric had his pants down doing the flapping chuckie, more cock then I wanted to see in one day.

by Redbeard1988 July 9, 2017

hammy flaps

a flap which is unawfully hammy

"oi hammy flaps, your flaps are ham, fancy making me a sandwich!"

by YOGURLINSHORTS March 24, 2017

The Flap of Mars

When look at the penis externally, the flap of mars is where the scrotum curls around the side of the shaft, leaving a flap which doesn't move without prodding or poking.

Man 1: I've got a big dick.

Man 2: Yeah, but The Flap of Mars in your pants is below average in terms of flaccidity.

Man 1: ...damn.

by NigelMarsflap June 4, 2010

Dapto flap

A dapto flap is when you store drugs underneath your excess skin or fat.

Person 1: hey did you here about Dave?
Person 2: yeah he got caught doing a dapto flap by the police

by Zane_2528 May 26, 2021

flap-lapper

A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.

Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!

by audkap February 11, 2008