fetus

a person you are only friends with so you can pick on him. a person in a group that is always the butt of the joke

every group of friends needs a fetus

by meat sandwich November 27, 2007

scrambled fetus

A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.

I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!

by fOokz October 23, 2003

Angry Fetus

Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, rendering them useless from there on out, while he drops down in fetal position.

Nick was being a dick so Hung gave him an angry fetus.

by cjay May 10, 2006

foetus

A slimy little teat of a human, born 12 months premature with extensive megalomania

Christ that Sasha is a fucking foetues!!

by Sasha Kingsbury McDill May 10, 2004

fetus vacation

A period of time lasting approximately 8 to 9 months. Relating to the time span that a fetus is housed in the womb.

"Man daniel, my vacation is too long"
"Well Darcie, about how long is it?"
"Two whole weeks!"
"Well, try 8 months"
"What is that, a vacation for a fetus?! You're taking a fetus vacation!"

by Darcie Elyse August 18, 2007

feets

rims on a car

check out them 24's on this niggas hummer's feets

by jizzle lizzle mizzle jockizzle December 11, 2003

Yeetus fetus

The male version of a snail in the time lapse of a orphan child

My cousin is honestly a yeetus fetus

by Dam yet October 19, 2018