Farkle

When one flatulates* and little scraps of feces spray out the anus

This word was born from the mind of a genius (who will not be named), who is also the person writing this definition. I hold this word close to my heart and hope it would be used as one day.

Past tense: Farkled

Present tense: Farkling

Future tense : Farkle

The genius was inspired by the word sparkle.

*fart, gas

“Jessica sparkles, whereas Emily farkles.”
(These names were not used intentionally)

by omeglewordkid December 26, 2019

Farking

The physical sound and act of actually barking. Can be referred to as fake barking because When your fur-member barks at someone that is at the door. However, upon getting up and going to the door you then realize that you just got played because no one is at the door.

Dude, why are you farking at the door no one is even there!
I swear if you dont stop farking I'm putting you In the kennel.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020

Fark

When a dog barks so hard, and loud that he busts out a fart.

Susan’s dog just farked so loud that she forgot that she left her coupons at home. Fark

by Kaitibunny March 31, 2020

Fartknocker

A rascal who has causing mischief; a pest; a twerp

After stealing the salmon off of Ruth’s plate, the little fartknocker was scolded

by clappingexcessively May 25, 2020

farklesnatch

The act of putting dice in her snatch and turning her upside down. After a vigorous shake you dump her out and see what you've rolled. If you get all of the same number you yell 'Farkle!'

Have you heard about that new party game for couples, Farklesnatch? It's like yahtzee for adults.

by DonJuan69 July 1, 2020

Farkle

An alternate way of saying fair

"Nikki's a cunt"
"Farkle"

by har🤠 July 27, 2020

Fark

Unlike like the commonly used "fuck" this word is used in calm situations and used by classy people

Damn this is some farking good food mate

by Cheekymarc August 8, 2020