Heather Farmer

Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

Heather Farmer is a Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

by kboct26 October 6, 2008

Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009

Retard Farmer

A person who looks over Retards

"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*

by Mike March 1, 2004

fraser

He is the funniest lad in school but he can be a complete dickhead but people still like him:), he is good looking;) and gets what he wants, he is ritch:O, he likes to get drunk alot and act like a dick:L, he knows how to love a girl sometimes:L, he has good taste in music, he is a little bit gay with his bestmates, he doesnt like to stay in all day and night:l:))<3

People call him fay and the girl that loves him calls him frasel:) his real name is ronaldo:), but fraser it is:))

by pissingabout April 29, 2011

Ella Fraser

The best girl in the world, she'll make you smile by doing nothing. She has the cutest little giggle. She'll make any guy fall head over heels for her, she's just THAT amazing. She's the best girlfriend any lad could ask for. I couldn't love her any more than i do. because she's just completely incredible in every-way.

And yet she still thinks she loves me more.
Silly girl :P

alex i love you miss Ella Fraser
ella i love you more!
alex IMPOSSIBLE :D

by Aleeeeeeeeeex February 9, 2010

Farmer's breakfast

A shit and a glass of water

Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.

by Ed Rivers November 17, 2005

farter

a word commonly used to discribe the arsehole also see rangers end, dung funnel, mince pot, shiter, gas chamber.

that clatty cunt takes it up the farter!

by technoslut November 15, 2005