It’s the satanic force of extreme time pressures and unrealistic deadlines which is a part of most non-govt jobs. It’s impact is most observable in professionals working in the accounting and finance fields. It is known to cause chronic stress, anxiety, heart attacks and even cancer!
Sally is currently stressed due to the impact of the Shamil factor due to the workload as a result of the financial year end coming up!
by UniqueInnovator June 19, 2022
Get the shamil factor mug.A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)
Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.
Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.
Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.
Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
by x427 May 26, 2022
Get the Gyte’s Factor mug.by Barry McCockenner October 19, 2021
Get the Fudge Factor mug.The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
by anonymous December 3, 2021
Get the Glaze Factor mug.The term 'X Factor' refers to an element of 21st century marketing techniques which seeks to capitalize on the sleek, hip, inherent ultra-coolness of young people . . . somehow. No one is quite sure what X Factor really is. If you don't care about it, you've got it. If you want it, you don't have it.
Not to be confused with 'pizazz', which refers to an element of 20th century marketing techniques which sought to capitalize on the hip, fun-loving nature of young people . . . somehow.
Not to be confused with 'pizazz', which refers to an element of 20th century marketing techniques which sought to capitalize on the hip, fun-loving nature of young people . . . somehow.
Dick: "Your book is great, Tom, but it could use some more X Factor."
Tom: "What's that?"
Dick: "You don't know?"
Tom: "No."
Dick: "Well...that's why you need more of it!"
Tom: "What's that?"
Dick: "You don't know?"
Tom: "No."
Dick: "Well...that's why you need more of it!"
by teknoarcanist November 26, 2010
Get the X Factor mug.Bailey factor is a measure of how hot the girls at your party are not. If there are a large amount of not hot girls compared to the number of dudes, then the Bailey factor is high. Vice Versa, the Bailey factor is low or zero.
YO, I went to this party and the Bailey factor was pretty large so I bounced the f out
3 Hot girls walk through the door with a fat chick; Bailey factor increases.
3 Hot girls walk through the door with a fat chick; Bailey factor increases.
by Derka September 15, 2007
Get the Bailey Factor mug.The girl gave away her chill factor in math class:
Girl: ooohh i'm so coldd... Henry do you have a sweatshirt?
Henry (Quaterback): No, sorry.
Brendan (Math Geek): I have a sweatshirt you can borrow!
Girl: oh.. actually, its ok. Its actually kinda hot in here now.
Girl: ooohh i'm so coldd... Henry do you have a sweatshirt?
Henry (Quaterback): No, sorry.
Brendan (Math Geek): I have a sweatshirt you can borrow!
Girl: oh.. actually, its ok. Its actually kinda hot in here now.
by mylifeisawkward81 October 7, 2009
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