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soggy fap

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
Come on Will! Not another soggy fap
by Smatus November 24, 2017
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Fap Blocker

Someone who frequently prevents their friends from having a nice fap.
Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021
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Fap Party

When you and a couple of friends get together to watch porn and fap to it. It is only gay if you look at each other, if not then it's perfectly not gay.
1: Y'all wanna have a Fap Party?
2: Ain't that gay?
1: Only if we look at each other.
2: Cool, cool.
by SoliquidForLife December 14, 2019
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Fear fap

When one masturbates to relieve the stress of having been afraid for no good reason.
"Still stressed about nearly rear ending that guy yesterday?"
"Nah, went home and had a nice fear fap and all was well."
by bocephusbear September 21, 2012
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fap friday

Fap Friday is a time and place where teens and adults can meet up separately to watch porn together!
by meth290 January 6, 2021
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social fap

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!
by n-bomb December 1, 2015
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Ill fap

Being unable to resist the urge to masturbate whilst suffering from a mild illness.
"I might just give up with that no-fap, Nah I mean I'm not going to quit no-fap because I'm ill... ill fap" - Robert
by Illfap August 14, 2021
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