biggest cock ever

a really big one; huge wang

seth has the biggest cock ever.

by streetballer908 July 26, 2004

Whatever the fuck ever

Another form of whatever. Used when you just want to add another dose of vulgarity to the sentence.

Jez: So what the fuck are we doing tonight?
Cory: Well, we can either: 1. Party and drink. Or, 2. Drink and party.
Jez: Let's just blaze and fuck.
Cory: Whatever the fuck ever, man. Let's just get some sex. Just giv'r.

by Maya January 17, 2004

EVER

EVER (in caps, generally pronounced in a loud tone)

This word is normally attached to a sentence to denote strong importance or to draw attention to the claim made in the sentence. One's reputation is on the line when using the word EVER.

In 2001, Playa Shawn said that Midnight Madness with AGD will be the best social EVER. Drew and Isaac responded "EVER!"

Sirius Satellite Radio is the best stock to buy EVER!

by Isaac N November 2, 2007

Event Horizon

The point of no return near the vagina or anus. The penis will be attracted to enter either hole, but until it goes beyond that hole's event horizon, sex proper has not yet begun.
However, not going beyond the event horizon does not imply that sex will last longer, as the erotic and sensual forces upon the penis that close to the event horizon can result in premature ejaculation.

Professor: As one approaches the event horizon it becomes harder and harder to keep from entering the black hole.

Student: LOL, harder.

by The6thDegree June 30, 2008

Ebert and Roeper

It's giving a girl two thumbs up. One up in the pink and one up in the stink.

Last night I Ebert and Roepered a girl in the hot tub.

by Tyler AM May 3, 2008

best band ever

1. A band that is better then all others.

2. Something there can only be one of. If there is more then one then it is not the best band ever.

3. The best band ever depends on the person you ask.

Cleetus, "yeah, I think Brooks and Dunn, Nickel Creek, and Weezer are the best bands ever."

Ace, "There can only be one best band ever cock sucker. God, I fuckin hate you, you should burn in hell you red neck son of a bitch."

by Sexy Ben September 16, 2005

What Ever Gever

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew. It's equivalent to "what ever man" but man is translated to "gever" in hebrew. it's usually used when someone proposes to you something and you just don't care.

He: Hey man let's kick his ass outa here
Me: ahhh...Leave me in you mother

He: Hey man Call me up later, I have something important to tell you.
Me: What Ever Gever...

by Ron Ben David May 13, 2005