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electric slide

When you slide into that pussy quickly it's like lightning. When you do an electric slide, you are obligated to immediately take your dick out, run it on a carpet, and give whoever your fucking a static shock in the pussy, causing pain and pleasure to the receiver of said shock, causing them to orgasm very quickly.
Yuri: Oh yeah, Joe, oh yeah, you slid in so quickly like a smooth criminal
Joe: So should we cha cha real smooth or do the electric slide?
Yuri: Why did you take it out? I guess electric slide, but-
Joe: (Takes dick out, rubs on carpet, and reinserts dick into pussy at abnormally high speeds)
Yuri: (immediate orgasm from the static shock to the pussy)
by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 24, 2019
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election 2020

The fight between the orange man and the dementia man. Will be the most memorable fight in the history of the world. Make sure to tell your kids and grandkids about this epic fight, for who shall remember this will be a legend
guy 1: Ayo man, remember election 2020
guy 2: yea dude! Dementia man totally kicked the orange man in the ass!
guy 1: only Ogs will remember
by Hyacinth Lit November 5, 2020
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cow electricity

Cows show potential to be the new power plants

A new study suggests that some of the microorganisms found in cow waste may provide a reliable source of electricity.
Results showed that the microbes in about a half a liter of rumen fluid – fermented, liquefied feed extracted from the rumen, the largest chamber of a cow's stomach – produced about 600 millivolts of electricity. That's about half the voltage needed to run one rechargeable AA-sized battery, said Ann Christy, a study co-author and an associate professor of food, agricultural and biological engineering at Ohio State University.
by Oliverpoo October 23, 2005
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electric slide

When a dog (or any animal or even an unruly spouse) has an itchy anus and proceeds to drag it on the ground to soothe the burning anal itch. Typically a dog will sit down, pull the hind legs up in the air and use the frong legs to propel across the floor.
Damn, Frank had the minister and his wife over at their house, and while they were having tea in the living room, Zippy sat right in front of them and did the electric slide. How embarassing!
by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005
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electric finger

A form of work place bullying that usualy happens when bending over a machine in a factory and consists of a finger shoved violently and unexpectedley up the arse resulting in the victim spasming like they have had an electric shock (and possibly losing a finger depending on what machinery they are using at the time).
'John exploded with rage after receiving the electric finger for the 3rd time that week'
by mycomania October 24, 2006
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electrical tape bra

This is where a girl get's electrical tape and places it over her nipples, in a cross shape, or a heart shape, or any shape, most popular is the cross shap using two strips of tape.
Let's make an electrical tape bra and put it on myspace
by Mooooooose August 6, 2006
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Carmen Electra

the most hottest fucking woman in the UNIVERSE and to ever set foot on this planet and no other woman ever in the history of man will ever be hotter
carmen electra and i have fucked each other like animals every single night for the past 15 years and going for 45 more years
by Phil Cummings May 23, 2008
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