During intercourse with a female, orgasm into her vaginal crevice, then promptly urinate into it. The resulting mixture closely resembles egg flour soup.
by tangible_taco February 13, 2014
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when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum
you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum
you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
hey you want an egg white surprise ?
sure
ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''
theres your egg white surprise
sure
ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''
theres your egg white surprise
by siy January 8, 2009
Get the egg white surprise mug.A super queer, douche face who enjoys anal pubis in their facial regions. One could also order this at McDonalds via drive-thru.
This kid in my science class is such an extreme egg mcdouche, he won't stop eating loud potato chips when I'm trying to study.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) April 24, 2004
Get the Egg Mcdouche mug.A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.
Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*
by Philip, Duke of Parma November 5, 2022
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Get the egg-asser mug.a woman who becomes a mother in a physical manner by giving brth, but is a lousy parent who should never have had children in the first place as she is too incompetent to raise them properly. her only accomplishment was serving as an incubator for nine months.
I don't have a mother. I have an egg donor that had sex with a sperm donor (aka "father) to produce offspring that would have been better off not being born at all because she has no mothering skills.
by firstoffour October 28, 2009
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*not ever to be confused with agrap or aggrap as it is sometimes called, which is infact short for 'aggressive rap'.
*not ever to be confused with agrap or aggrap as it is sometimes called, which is infact short for 'aggressive rap'.
by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 12, 2006
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