Chav Egg

A collection of eggs, usually of the Tesco value brand, which are intended to be launched at Chavs from a moving vehicle causing maximum destruction of dry clean only "trackies" and overall amusement.

"You got that fat guy with the chips good, i may have to stop my vehicle in the interest of public safety as i am laughing so much"

"Eat Salmonella Chav!"

"I've got a Chav Egg with his name on it"

by Hunsley January 3, 2008

Egg Omlet

The vagina after sex when filled with semen and vaginal juices.

Carl banged his girlfriend Judy until he blew his hot load in her pussy. Afterward, he went down and ate her delicious Egg Omlet.

by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009

keaster eggs

The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.

He left with keaster eggs after his girlfriend called and made him leave the party.

by Squabblewabbler April 12, 2015

egg shat

the stuff that oozes out of boiling eggs when the shell cracks in the water

Lindsay:"Aw crap there's egg shat all over the pot now!"

by tamaramahannah April 18, 2006

barnyard egg

A barnyard egg is freshly laid. A euphemism for the post coital glow.

Her: How do you like your eggs?
You: Barnyard egg style
Her: Huh?
You: Freshly laid baby. Get back in bed.

Her: How do I look?
You: Like a barnyard egg, freshly laid!

by Little Smokey December 25, 2007

Egg Mcdouche

A super queer, douche face who enjoys anal pubis in their facial regions. One could also order this at McDonalds via drive-thru.

This kid in my science class is such an extreme egg mcdouche, he won't stop eating loud potato chips when I'm trying to study.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) April 24, 2004

Egg Salad

A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.

Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*

by Philip, Duke of Parma November 5, 2022